Friday, 10 July 2009

Lots of Beating

Amelia-Jane has been on a little sabbatical because no one has booked me for spanking work over the last few weeks. I've been frightfully busy with lots of other stuff. Here is a list (I love lists)

Interesting Stuff

Shooting for who produce fabulous, tasteful nude pictures for ladies who're looking for stylish erotic portraits for themselves or their partner. I was helping to shoot their new brochure and it was lovely fun. I do recommend them if you're looking for nice pictures of yourself. They've spent years perfecting the art of using lighting to hide all the flaws and illuminating all the most beautiful bits of anyone's body. And they're photoshop magicians too.

Travelling round Ireland on my own, working with photographers as I went. One of them was my friend who runs This is always a great treat, I wore luxurious pantyhose and got tied up in very beautiful rope designs.

Working for (which now has a beautiful new free tour) at a small castle in rural Wiltshire. We were planning to shoot video but we ended up too near a main road for sound to be any good so we did lots of pictures instead (which I'll post next time I blog). If we'd done video, I expect there would have been plenty of spanking, but as it was I got tied up an AWFUL lot, but not spanked much...

Now that I've written my list of interesting things, I've rather lost the desire to write a list of boring things I've done. But self-discipline really must prevail. Here it is.

Huh, I just deleted it. It was too boring. Wheeee!

Now, perhaps you were thinking that because there haven't been any spanking shoots that I might have been enjoying a little break. Well, I kind of was until today. The BDM, who's been rather busy himself and therefore slightly less observant than normal suddenly became very strict this morning. I lost the car in the Sainsbury's carpark and he (rather irrationally, I do feel) said that if I couldn't locate it without help then I'd have to be punished when we got home. Well really. Obviously I couldn't find it, because I'm far too important to notice silly little things like that. And his car is an extremly boring colour (unlike my car, who's name is Precious Garland, and she never gets lost, oh no). So then HE found it, took me home and made very efficient use of a big leather strap and my bottom. I think it reminded him that unkindness is very fun, because now he's said that unless I post on my blog, I'll have to take 40 strokes (with the same strap) this evening.

Hmmmm. Well, I have posted. So maybe that's ok. Except that I also did something else very, very wrong today, for which the normal punishment is bastinado. Ouch. So there is suddenly lots of beating in my life.

Hello everyone!



The BDM said...

Well, it is reasonably acceptable blog post, I suppose. Except for the "who's" which should be "whose". Ten strokes...


To delete the top picture - put your cursor in the top left of the "edit/compose post" window and press enter, to make sure that the picture is not right at the top of the window. Then right click on the picture, with your mouse and then press backspace. The photo should now be gone.



Sorry I meant "left click" with your mouse not "right click".


Ariel said...

Thanks you Prefectdt! For anyone who's confused by the comments, I posted a picture by mistake and couldn't work out how to delete or move it. Thank you for helping!

Oh dear, I think I'm going to be punished very soon...

morbius said...

No one has booked you for a Spanking!
with that gorgeous bum it must be your fault....Spanking required.

i saw your posts on Firmhand, it is a lovely thought, you be spanked around the globe Literally
I love your Dickens series, you have a great body (& botty :)) but i love costumes.

Anonymous said...

Hi, Amelia Jane, or Joceline, whichever you prefer. I'm an enthusiastic fan of yours; I've enjoyed all of your work that I've seen. Thank you for this blog, no matter how often you update it.

There are only so many spanking sites in the world, and of those, I suppose there are some you wouldn't care to work for, and maybe (for some thematic reason -- all Asian girls or all thickset girls) some who wouldn't care to work with you. So I suppose it's inevitable that, sometimes, you've worked for all of them so recently that no one thinks to invite you back so soon. (Although as far as I'm concerned an "all Amelia, all the time" site would be a wonderful idea.)

But for BDM to leave you unspanked for more than ... an hour or two -- that just makes no sense at all. I guess it proves that a man can take anyone -- no matter how special -- for granted if he is sufficiently used to her.


Anonymous said...

Amelia lovely to hear from you again cutie .hope you will be on northern spanking again soon with another young girlbeing spanked of course lol .ive seen you on firm hand big spanks there Chelsea and clares spanks sites great .Love and spanks from tim xxx

idlethoughts said...

Amelia Jane
How lovely to hear from you again and how could no one book you for spanking, are they blind!!!! Looking fwd to following the links you've provided. I love the b & w photo work you do.
If i was you bdm you would be in a constant state of will he won't he, it must be time for you to be tastefully restrained and dealt with, can't wait to see any posts of your exploits.
ps please don't leave it so long til your next post.
pps perhaps your bdm could ask your contributors for ideas for 'dealing with you' and then have a vote on the best ideas??

Spanking_Amy said...

I miss Precious. When can we adventure in her again? xx

Dave said...

lollll...loving your writing as always....always a true pleasure reading your posts. For example, as I learn splendid phrases like "bloody hell!" and what-not....And the word "splendid."

btw how does one lose a car in a car-park? bloody hell! crikey!

In luv w/AJR,

L said...

Hi Amelia Jane (that's the name which makes it for me),

I'm a great fan (rather I'm obsessed...) of your shoots as Amelia Jane, i.e. the spanking ones. Your bottom is the most spankable I have ever seen, which says a lot!

To get to my point, I have the feeling that you yourself much prefers being Ariel instead of Amelia Jane. Bondage is your kink, not spanking. Am I wrong? You seem to enjoy being bound up for hours, whereas after a spanking you are almost always angry as a bee. Most of the girls having been spanked I have seen are crying, asking for forgiveness etc. No, I am not asking you to change your attitude, I love it, I am just curious whether you are doing the spanking scenes for money only. I will always love you whatever your answer.

Sabrina said...

So wonderful to see more of your beautiful photos! I think you need a good spanking! ;)


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